i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
Sometimes I daydream about being a space pirate on a ship with a solar sail.
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
the problem with rich people is that i am not one
(Source: spunkypapa, via thebreakfastlunchanddinnerclub)